Jokes

lol

Lol that's enough jokes from me.

what do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?

Spoiler:

how does everyone do that spoiler thing

ummm click reply and there is a link, if u wana quick post, click others and then spoiler

ok, sexual jokes are not what i call funny. -.-;

well different furrs have different joke preferences lol.

(Only Team Fortress 2 players will get it)

Why did the Spy crossed the road?

He didnt, he never really was on your side.

lol @blum. ;P

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one

Michael fox has a small one

Madonna doesn't have one

The pope has one but doesn't use it.

Bill Clinton uses his all the time

What is it?

Spoiler:

Blum wrote:

(Only Team Fortress 2 players will get it)

Why did the Spy crossed the road?

He didnt, he never really was on your side.

BRILLANT!! LOVE IT!!! I play TF2 on the 360. I should find a good Spy comic i found thats pretty funny and put it up here

I like racial stereotype jokes!! Only because they're funny.

I'm not racist myself.

justaddfaith wrote:

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I'm not racist myself.

Yeah because racism is a crime and crime is for niggers. Yes I know that joke is old.

OK, what would you rather be: black or crippled?

A woman walks into the Husband store. She meets the secretary and she says "Welcome to the husband store. We have seven levels, each level containing better husbands than the last. You may not go back down to another level and once you choose you may never come back to the store again."

The woman says okay and proceeds to the first level. On this level were husbands who had a job. The woman thought she could do better so she went up to the second level. On the second level were husbands who had jobs and never been to prison.

The Woman thought she could do better and went on to the next level

On the third level were husbands that had a job, a car, and never been to prison. The woman thought this was okay but she wanted to see what's on the next level.

On the fourth level were husbands that were successful, had a house and car, never been to prison, and were totally faithful. The woman was really tempted but decided to continue to the next level

On the fifth level there were husbands that were really successful, had a house and two cars, never been to prison, were faithful and wanted kids. The woman was really tempted but she thought that if it's this good here it must be really good up stairs

On the sixth level there were husbands that were really successful, had a mansion and three cars, never been to prison, were faithful and wanted kids, and were drop-dead beautiful and sensitive. She nearly flipped but was tempted to go to the next level. she decided to continue

On the seventh level, there were no husbands; only a sign. On the sign it said: There are no husbands here. This store was to prove that no matter what, women are never satisfied. Sadly the woman left the husband store and never came back.

To prevent any sexism against women bs. Here's the wife store.

A guy walked into the wife store. The secretary said the same rules for the husband store. Seven levels, can't go back etc. etc.

The guy walks on to the first level. There were wives that could cook

The guy walks to the second level. There were wives that could cook and were willing to have sex.

No man has ever past the second level.

WIN!!!!!!!

....w o w. stereotyping i have found, yes? X3

ok first, Interesting equation
women = time + money
Time = money
Women = money squared
money = root of all evil
money squared = evil
Women = evil

So, a man is sitting at a bar depressed and another man sits next to him and asks him what the problem is. He turns to him and tells him.

When I get home late from drinking late I am so quite, I coast into the driveway with my lights off, I take off my shoes and outer clothing in the garage, and when I get upstairs I get into bed and don't ruffle the covers even the slightest, yet she still wakes up angry and yells at me for coming home late.

The other man looked at him and said

Your doing it all wrong, when I get home I burnout into the drive way run upstairs throw my shit everywhere flop into my bed and look at my wife and say "WANNA FUCK!" and she just rolls over and acts asleep.

A husband and wife are laying in bed relaxing reading books when the husband reaches over and rubs his wifes pussy, but then stops and continues to read his book. His wife surprised starts to take off her husbands pants, the husband looks up from his book and says "What are you doing?" the wife startled says "Weren't yo planing on more, the husband stared at her and said " No I just needed to wet my fingers to flip the page."

XD last two were awesome!

LOL awesomeness